President Obama made a surprise 30-minute visit to the Dubliner Saturday night to down a pint of Guinness and toast to St. Patrick’s Day. And as this photo suggests, he smuggled a small white child into the bar. Continue reading
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Gizmodo has the results of a government-funded study that reveals what, exactly, would happen if DC were to get hit by a 10-kiloton nuke. It’s not pretty, but it is fascinating… Continue reading
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And yes, this headline is just an excuse to splatter another Ryan Gosling picture on the page… Continue reading
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You know spring is in the air in DC when a parade of Asian elephants march through the streets of our dear District campaigning for smaller government. Continue reading
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Temperatures are going to soar as much as 35 degrees above average throughout much of the central and eastern US today… Continue reading
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In an effort to court Southern voters, Mitt Romney peppers his speech with a drawl, talks about eating grits, uses the word “y’all,” and appears to make babies fly… Continue reading
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The unlikely story of how an 81-year-old TV televangelist/former presidential candidate/man who has claimed that he has the power to deflect hurricanes and tornadoes through prayer has just aligned himself with everyone we went to college with… Continue reading
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The DC area boasts 14 of the world’s 1,226 billionaires. Among them: Dan Snyder, who is poised to make one of the worst decisions in Redskins franchise history… Continue reading
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Joseph Kony is a Ugandan war criminal responsible for the rape, abduction, and mutilation of countless children, but until today, most of the world had no clue who he was. Now, thanks to the activism of a group called Invisible … Continue reading
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Jesus is back and he appears to like guacamole, says Anderson Cooper… Continue reading
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A new report released by Metro reveals the safest and most dangerous stations in the system. Please join us in congratulating our new champion… Continue reading
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No, we’re not talking about the Spy Museum… A sea of firetrucks, policemen, and hazmat-clad FBI agents are surrounding the 900 block of F Street NW to investigate a suspicious package in the building that houses Amorini Panini. We took … Continue reading
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Iron Mike Tyson is slated to headline a variety show on Vegas this spring. Expect it to be totally normal… Continue reading
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Just when we thought global warming was making things really nice outside, forecasters are predicting that mild temperatures could create a potentially awkward start to the Cherry Blossom Festival this year… Continue reading
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Happy (cold and wet) Leap Day, DC! According to Wikipedia, the following things occurred on this, the most holy of days that falls on years that are evenly divisible by four: -1504: – Christopher Columbus uses his knowledge of a lunar eclipse at night to convince Native … Continue reading
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Two weeks ago, we previewed a cool new app called Metro Master that lets riders better navigate our dear District by providing info such as what cars are the least crowded and where to board to exit closest to the escalator at … Continue reading
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It’s National Pancake Day! Tuck into a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes today, courtesy of IHOP, and help the Children’s Miracle Network… Continue reading
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PG County native Kevin Durant scored 36 points and grabbed seven rebounds in route to being named the MVP of last night’s NBA All-Star Game, as the West edged out the East 276-272… Continue reading
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Get ready to cringe for the next week as you wait to check out at the supermarket. The National Enquirer is running an image of what appears to be Whitney Houston in her casket as its cover photo. Continue reading
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Rise and shine, DC! No need to microwave your lunch today—just leave your Lean Cuisine outside for about ten minutes and that giant hole in the ozone that is leaking 70-degree radiation in February should heat that puppy up in no time.
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