News Bytes: Wake Up Edition


Wow: ”I was really checking her out.” The creepy, weird, kinda funny story of how a Secret Service supervisor appeared to have a crush on Sarah Palin… before being marred in a prostitution scandal and being forced out of work.

4/20: Happy holiday, stoners. In a sign of the times, the Washington Post, of all sources, offers “420 Ideas for April 20″… but really about a dozen. Puff, puff, pass your attention over here to check it out.

Crabs!: Virginia governor Bob McDonnell recently announced that the Chesapeake Bay’s blue crab population is nearing a 20-year high.

Hackers Strike District: Amazing stock photo proves it.


Caps Win! Led by goaltender Braden Holtby’s 44 saves, the Caps edged out the Bruins 2-1 last night to even the Eastern Conference quarterfinal series 2-2.